20 Things Karasten Is Not Allowed To Do In The Antaam

1. Not allowed to ask passerby elves if they believe this society is ordered correctly.
   
2. Not allowed to ask passerby elves if they believe this society is ordered at all
   
3. Not allowed to ask passerby elves if they want more certainty in their lives.
   
4. Not allowed to convert more elves to the Qun without building more ships.
   
5. Not allowed to commission ships.
   
6. Not allowed to refer to that buffoon of a viscount as "the basrashok".
   
7. Not allowed to call the viscount a buffoon, even if the Arishok does it.
   
8. The Arishok's chair is not the "Parshaara! I've heard enough of your maraas basri!" chair.
   
9. The Arishok's chair is not "the Driftwood Throne".
   
10. Sitting on the painted chair is not one of the Arishok's duties.
    
11. Karasten is not allowed to tell the lower ranks that it is.
    
12. Karasten is not allowed to attempt to trade Gate duty for "Arishok's painted chair duty".
    
13. Our duties epitomize our roles. No treating assigned tasks as currency when "gambling".
    
14. No gambling.
    
15. No shouting "You seek to steal my role!" at a Karashok assigned Gate duty.
    
16. No shouting "You seek to steal my role!" ever.
    
17. No shouting of anything without a reason that will satisfy the Arishok.
    
18. No bribing an Ashaad to bring back pastries unless he brings enough for everyone.
    
19. No bribing an Ashaad to bring back pastries even if he brings enough for everyone.
    
20. No bribing the Ashaad. With anything. For anything.