AND I SAY UNTO YE, "OUT, VILE DEMONS!"

So, I just took the stitches out. And I don't mean, "Went to the doctor to have the stitches out," or "let my ex-nurse mother take the stitches out," I mean I got a tiny pair of scissors and two sets of tweezers, sterilized them, cut the knots, and pulled the threads out myself.

Before anybody goes "WHY WOULD YOU PERFORM AN OUTPATIENT SURGERY ON YOURSELF?" I am just going to say that I cleared it with my doctor this morning, and outpatient surgeries are expensive, and my insurance doesn't start coverage until August.