Mar. 4th, 2010

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Multiple issues.

One

Statement: I am now in possession of a Droid. Commentary: It is creepy and its name is HK-47. Statement: I am very tempted to sample HK-47 saying the word "meatbag" and have that become the default ringtone for absolutely everything.

Commentary: Unfortunately, HK has this... energy guzzling problem. Statement: I get to about 5PM and the damned thing is losing battery power. Supposition: I believe the correct emoticon in this situation is "D<".

Expletive: How the hell do I solve this problem? Retraction: Disregard that, I $DISGUSTING_ACTION. Query: How do I prevent Power Creep Power Seep battery guzzle?




Two

People who have watched Die Hard 4, seriously, talk to me. I have an idea I'm kicking around in my head, currently called "Jesus Christ It's a Fire Sale, Get Out Of The Animus."

Because clearly if there is a way to bring MOAR DAKKA and RAD TIMBALE LICKS LEET ASPLOSIONS to the Assassin's Creed universe while simultaneously bringing Eagle Vision, Hidden Blades, and Mad Parkour Skillz into the Die Hard 'verse, I must obviously find it. And abuse use it.

Also: you know there can be nothing better than Lucy McClane with Eagle Vision. Except maybe a Matt Farrel who completely and totally accepts the idea that history is wrong, or thinking he does, and then getting totally bogged down in "auuuugh my knowledge of histories, does not compute" and "genetic memory does not work that way. No, science is not wrong. Genetic memory does not work that way." (I suspect he would have no real intellectual dislike of the idea that the history he learned is wrong--we see him basically saying that the radio and modern newsmedia are lying in the first fifteen minutes, but I don't think he would be able to get over, "No, the Animus cannot possibly work like that because genetic memory is not like that, and, seriously, virtual reality? Bleeding effect? REALLY?", while Lucy and John would be going, "No, no, no history is not wrong, there is NO CONSPIRACY, my Dad/I just like tried to save the government and modern society, NO CONSPIRACY la la la").

And, honestly, those parentheticals are why I want to write this fic so badly.





Three

I am quickly becoming addicted to those really big coffee shot things oh god. But they are tasty.

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