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- /screeeeeeeeeeeeeea,
- ahh mah jaysus,
- batman is a pedophile,
- batman is not a pedophile,
- blah blah shut up katie,
- dear watergod please send help,
- die wasp die,
- goku monkey christ,
- hold my head & cry,
- holy crap,
- i am having a what reaction,
- i want tag bomb,
- i'm batman,
- more than i can chew,
- nails on a chalk board,
- no icons angry enough,
- oh john ringo no,
- oh tayn fydankut,
- sons of a bitches,
- sweet sufer-chomping leviathan,
- videogame addiction,
- videogame withdrawal,
- what is this i don't even
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So, I've hit the Killer Croc level in Arkham Asylum, have reached the end of the Mikage/Black Rose Duellist arc in Utena, and let me tell you, one of these was more frustrating than the other (though they both have their low points).
Hint: Arkham Asylum stresses me out. Don't get me wrong, I love playing it. I love everything about it, from the way Batman moves to the 99.9% of the voice acting to the script to the gameplay. But being the goddamn Batman is stressful. (On the other hand, Batclaw to the face, suck on that, electro-rod henchmen!)
But the Killer Croc level takes just about everything that could possibly be irritating and/or frightening and throws it all into the blender. From following meters/scanners to completely retarded stealth injunctions (and dear lord the first time Croc lunged out of the water to eat me for lunch I about had a screaming panic attack) to very huge people bursting out of walls and trying to kill you--only to be stopped by Batarangs, no really.
It's so full of "What is this I don't even" that I just. I've had to stop at the checkpoint where I finally have all my fungus (yes, that's right, Batman is wandering around Croc's territory looking for fungus, jesus this game is made of wtf) and am supposed to be on my way back to the lair entrance. But Croc is being such a douchenozzle and I keep getting lost and it's just. Like. STOP DESTROYING MY DAMN WALKWAYS, CROC. ALSO PLEASE QUIT RUNNING AT ME FROM BEHIND BECAUSE I FREAK OUT.
Utena, on the other hand, has been very successful at washing the taste of being the goddamn Batman out of my brain.
Hint: Arkham Asylum stresses me out. Don't get me wrong, I love playing it. I love everything about it, from the way Batman moves to the 99.9% of the voice acting to the script to the gameplay. But being the goddamn Batman is stressful. (On the other hand, Batclaw to the face, suck on that, electro-rod henchmen!)
But the Killer Croc level takes just about everything that could possibly be irritating and/or frightening and throws it all into the blender. From following meters/scanners to completely retarded stealth injunctions (and dear lord the first time Croc lunged out of the water to eat me for lunch I about had a screaming panic attack) to very huge people bursting out of walls and trying to kill you--only to be stopped by Batarangs, no really.
It's so full of "What is this I don't even" that I just. I've had to stop at the checkpoint where I finally have all my fungus (yes, that's right, Batman is wandering around Croc's territory looking for fungus, jesus this game is made of wtf) and am supposed to be on my way back to the lair entrance. But Croc is being such a douchenozzle and I keep getting lost and it's just. Like. STOP DESTROYING MY DAMN WALKWAYS, CROC. ALSO PLEASE QUIT RUNNING AT ME FROM BEHIND BECAUSE I FREAK OUT.
Utena, on the other hand, has been very successful at washing the taste of being the goddamn Batman out of my brain.

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because I had to get all the damn joker teeth and all the riddles cause I'm a completionistno subject
There should have been an "I'm Batman" button. There really should have.
The Croc level was fun right up until I had all the spores. Now it's just nerve-wracking.
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I cheated by pausing every few minutes and getting my bearings on Croc. XD
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