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Dear "Gifts and Treasures,"
Why are you so crazypants?
...no, seriously, did somebody put LSD in your cornflakes?
The sad thing is, I mean it. The primary narrators of G&T are each of them crazier than crazy-boy Enishi, who interacts with his long-dead sister of whom he is perhaps incestuously fond, and also maybe eats mice. We think.
...okay, so they're not crazy. But Yuffie's got some pretty whacked out shiz banging around in her brain-pan, and Vincent is still trying to find the words for, "When I say I knew you in another life, I mean that literally. Also, Maleficent used to leave me chained up in her castle courtyard and taunt me until I fursploded. You would have been about nine. I'm in my nineties, by the way."
Why are you so crazypants?
...no, seriously, did somebody put LSD in your cornflakes?
The sad thing is, I mean it. The primary narrators of G&T are each of them crazier than crazy-boy Enishi, who interacts with his long-dead sister of whom he is perhaps incestuously fond, and also maybe eats mice. We think.
...okay, so they're not crazy. But Yuffie's got some pretty whacked out shiz banging around in her brain-pan, and Vincent is still trying to find the words for, "When I say I knew you in another life, I mean that literally. Also, Maleficent used to leave me chained up in her castle courtyard and taunt me until I fursploded. You would have been about nine. I'm in my nineties, by the way."
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(Le sigh, no non-torture bondage. Probably. Except for the Bondage Fairies. And even that's going to be Disneyfied.)