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Normally I loathe everything about The Escapist except Yahtzee, but Garrus as Old Spice Guy? Priceless and amazing.
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leviathanmirror suggested a Wrex filk. Hello, human females.
Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back to your man. Now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me. But if he trolled the galaxy and had redundant vital organs, he could be like me.
Now look down.
Back up.
Where are you? You're on Tuchanka, with the krogan your man could be like.
What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it.
It's that pistol the Blood Pack makes fun of you for using. Look again. The pistol is now a M-920 Cain. Anything is possible when your man is a badass and not a lady.
I'm dragging Gatatog to glory whether they like it or not.
leviathanmirror suggested a Wrex filk. Hello, human females. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back to your man. Now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me. But if he trolled the galaxy and had redundant vital organs, he could be like me.
Now look down.
Back up.
Where are you? You're on Tuchanka, with the krogan your man could be like.
What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it.
It's that pistol the Blood Pack makes fun of you for using. Look again. The pistol is now a M-920 Cain. Anything is possible when your man is a badass and not a lady.
I'm dragging Gatatog to glory whether they like it or not.
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