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[nagia]

(5:41:42 PM) nagia: You realize I am now imagining Greagoir as a Templar career counselor/guidance counselor in a high school.
(5:41:54 PM) leviathanmirror: *amused*
(5:42:15 PM) nagia: (I'm imagining Cullen trying to fill in for a day, too, but all he ever tells the long line of mage students is "ABOMINATION!")
(5:42:23 PM) leviathanmirror: "You're a mage. You're going to become a soul-devouring beast."
(5:42:53 PM) nagia: Oh god.
(5:43:05 PM) nagia: That is both hilarious and sad.
(5:43:37 PM) nagia: "But my Meyers-Briggs personality type doesn't say anything about th--"
"YOU ARE A MAGE. That is the only career course available to you."

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[darkrose]

*dies*

Then one of the female apprentices starts to cry and Cullen has NO IDEA what to do.

[nagia]

Hahaha oh god. And he just starts stammering about he's sorry but it's the truth, please don't cry. There's really nothing he can do. Except kill her in a fit of Templar crazy!

Also, keywords.