Could talk about RL stuff, but I don't want to think about it.

[nagia]

My throat hurts and I'm coughing again. Juuuuust in time for Christmas. Joy. SO, in order to distract myself from the unpleasantness, I bring you:

Give me a character and I will give you three head-canon facts on them in return!

And when I say "character," I mean "character, pairing, or location" Naturally, if you ask me something, I will ask you something in return!

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Somebody get me my sledgehammer, this fuckwit needs a railroad spike to the head.

Comments

[novel_machinist]

Yuffie!

I said three, I meant more like nine...

[nagia]

I uh. HAVE A LOT OF HEADCANON FOR YUFFIE, oh god oh god

Yuffie
- inherited her sense of responsibility toward Wutai from her mother
- is a vegetarian (was never exposed to meat until AVALANCHE, and often has a difficult time keeping it down)
- has absolutely abominable handwriting when she's writing in Midgarian Standard

Alternately, Yuffie
- does not stop moving or fidgeting ever
- cannot cook
- grins like a crazy (an expression she inherited--along with her facial structure--from her father's side of the family)

Kindgom Hearts/Burnt Offerings!Yuffie
- has the elemental affinity of lightning and a propensity for offensive magic and inflicting status defects (leaving her sucking totally at healing and support magic)
- can tie a knot in a cherry stem
- does not unlace her sneakerboots for any reason ever (although she does untie them, and very occasionally loosens and then re-tightens the laces)

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Now, your turn! I'd like to know about your headcanon version of the Department of Guns&Ammo Shock&Awe Administrative Research. And three facts on your headcanon version of the WRO, if you have headcanon for them. Oooh, oooh, ooh, and three little-known headcanon facts about AVALANCHE!

HELLO CAN OF WORMS

[novel_machinist]

MWAA HAA HA HA AAA OH LORDY...

TURKS
- They get extensive medical benefits packages including a killer dental plan
- The family death benefits is 80% of salary for 5 years after the death of the Turk
- Michelle Tally (an OC) was the chief of the Turks before Veld

RENO

- In Fighting for a Chance, Reno has a daughter who he cares for. He's taken advantage of medical leave when she had her tonsils out
- is claustrophobic
- is straight, but would go gay for David Bowie or Justin Timberlake

VINCENT

- Vincent is SEVERELY dyslexic
- Vincent was a medical doctor and has his PhD from Midgar Medical University where he achieved honors and was the second youngest graduate (his father being the first)
- Vincent left the Science department over the Jenova Project. His refusal to work on it, and desire to stop it prompted his joining the Turks
- Vincent chooses to self medicate for his Schizophrenia as drugs leave him very listless
- He gets his mental illness from his mother
- At times, his delusions get the best of him and he can be unpredictably violent

REEVE

- Was a Turk
- Is a bit (lot) scared of Vincent
- Tried to make a corgi before Cait Sith and it kept running into walls

SCARLET

- Was a drug dealer
- Is self educated and holds no degrees
- Was a Turk

TSENG

- Left Wutai on a student Visa
- Mother is a Sword Maiden and very traditional though his parents are divorced
- Father runs a market

RUDE

- Had a younger brother who passed away
- Spends a week every year at a big family reunion
- Has a huge crush on Yuffie

Elena

- Wanted to prove that she was as good as her sister
- Hates Roses
- Thinks Cloud is actually really attractive
- ADORES motorcycles and has her own that she rebuilt custom
- Has a CDL and is an excellent driver

VELD
- Last name is Dragoon
- Has memory problems
- Is Aeris' father

AVALANCHE
- Started by Ifalna and continued by Elfe
- Was meant to be a lasting structure to replace a current government, but failed in its goal
- Had rocky starts and after the Fuhito incident, all members scattered aside from Jessie, Biggs and Watt who started it up again after they met and saved Barrett.

WRO
- Reeve started it after locating Scarlet's old notes
- Reeve and Shalua flirt like crazy, but would never act on it
- Was started to expose wrongs, nomatter who did them