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Dear Self,
That accented chick over at Express Scripts? You know, the one named Matawaran? She is god knows where, she probably isn't into chicks anyway, and she is probably nowhere near as hot as her voice, IRL. So cut that shit out, yo.
Thank you,
Self.
Dear Subconscious,
I thought you knew how to have a good time? DREAMING OF WORKING CLAIMS IS NOT A PARTY, GODDAMNIT. Couldn't work have been, like, INVADED BY UNDEAD or all my gradschool teachers armed with guns?!
That accented chick over at Express Scripts? You know, the one named Matawaran? She is god knows where, she probably isn't into chicks anyway, and she is probably nowhere near as hot as her voice, IRL. So cut that shit out, yo.
Thank you,
Self.
Dear Subconscious,
I thought you knew how to have a good time? DREAMING OF WORKING CLAIMS IS NOT A PARTY, GODDAMNIT. Couldn't work have been, like, INVADED BY UNDEAD or all my gradschool teachers armed with guns?!