NOTE TO SELF oh god oh god EW

[nagia]

 Never throw the last of your strawberries, the last of your chocolate ice cream, a scary amount of Bailey’s and a good splash of Almond milk into your blender again.

 

This milkshake is ulpy. And the mixture of chocolate and strawberry is surprisingly un-delicious oh god help.

Comments

[novel_machinist]

ADD BOURBON UNTIL IT TASTES BETTER

[nagia]

NO BOURBON.

[novel_machinist]

FIND SCOTCH OR BOURBON ADD IT UNTIL YOU HAVE GASOLINE OR SOMETHING. RUM DOES IN A PINCH

[nagia]

BUT THEN ALL THE RUM WILL BE GONE

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND I MUST HAVE A SUPPLY OF RUM AND RIESLING AT ALL TIMES

A SUPPLY

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[novel_machinist]

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO? RUM SHOULD HAVE ITS OWN LINE LIKE WATER, I SAY!!

IF THERE IS NOT A WINE AND A RUM OPTION THEN WHAT DO YOU DRINK?!

[nagia]

WOODCHUCK USUALLY

ALTHOUGH I ALSO KEEP BAILEY'S AND BUTTERSCOTCH SCHNAPPS

OH ALMOST FORGOT I ALSO KEEP BLUE CURACAO BECAUSE IT IS THE MAIN INGREDIENT IN MY SHIVA COCKTAIL

I HAVE SOME TY-KU IN THE FRIDGE BUT I DON'T LIKE IT

[novel_machinist]

YOU KNOW WHAT IS REALLY GOOD? WOODCHUCK AND GUINNESS.

I ALSO NEED RUM TO MAKE BUTTERBEER WITH. IT IS CALORIE LADEN AND HORRIBLE FOR ME AND OH SO DELICIOUS.

SHIVA COCKTAIL YOU SAY? PART OF ME WANTS TO MAKE A GAMERS WHO DRINK BLOG AND POST ALL OF OUR HORRIBLE MIXES

[nagia]

PERHAPS I WILL MAKE A "GAMERS WHO DRINK" TUMBLR THAT IS OPEN TO SUBMISSIONS OR SOMETHING!

WHAT IS YOUR BUTTERBEER RECIPE? ALSO ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT MIXING WOODCHUCK WITH GUINNESS?

MY SHIVA COCKTAIL IS KIND OF LIKE AN IMMENSELY FUCKED UP SHIRLEY TEMPLE, SO ACTUALLY NOT LIKE A SHIRLEY TEMPLE AT ALL.

OVER ICE, POUR IN BLUE CURACAO AND MALIBU OR OTHER COCONUT RUM (PORTIONED TO TASTE). FILL WITH SPRITE.

I'M STILL WORKING ON AN IFRIT COCKTAIL.

[novel_machinist]

I KINDA HAVE THIS ALREADY IF YOU WANTED TO TAKE ANY OF THESE OR PLAY WITH THIS AT ALL.

BUTTERBEER IS SIMPLE, YOU GET HEAVY WHIPPING CREME AND SOME BUTTERNUT EXTRACT ALONG WITH VANILLA EXTRACT, DRIP IT IN AND WHIP THE CREME TO TASTE

GET YOURSELF A DOLLOP OF THAT AND PUT IT IN THE BOTTOM OF A BIG OL GLASS

THEN YOU GET YOURSELF SOME CREME SODA, PUT SOME RUM IN THAT SODA

POUR THE STUFF ON TOP OF THE CREME, IT FOAMS AND LOOKS LIKE BEER!!!!!!

AND YES I AM TALKING ABOUT IT. IT'S CALLED A BLACK AND BLUE AND IT'S YUMMY AS FUCK.

THE SHIVA SOUNDS DELICIOUS

[alyssa_bethancourt]

That first sentence could be the beginning of a horror story.

*shudder*

[nagia]

I have learned my lesson. Through ulp.