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An Enumeration of My Complaints Against the World
1. I fell asleep at 12:30. (Not so bad, except!)
2. I have been awake since 4:30.
3. It is now 5:30.
4. I cannot touch my toes, cross my legs, sit down, or stand up from sitting down without feeling fucking arthritic, and A) I am too young to have arthritis and B) it's in my muscles.
5. Yuffie, you are five feet two and a girl and you have smoked exactly three cigarettes in your life. Do not try to imitate Cid's rasp.
6. More importantly, this exists.
7. Catch Me On The Ground isn't going anywhere. *thumps it*
2. I have been awake since 4:30.
3. It is now 5:30.
4. I cannot touch my toes, cross my legs, sit down, or stand up from sitting down without feeling fucking arthritic, and A) I am too young to have arthritis and B) it's in my muscles.
5. Yuffie, you are five feet two and a girl and you have smoked exactly three cigarettes in your life. Do not try to imitate Cid's rasp.
6. More importantly, this exists.
7. Catch Me On The Ground isn't going anywhere. *thumps it*