A sequence of texts

[nagia]

nagia: "1 refills before 10/1/2011." Stop calling me. I'll consider fixing your computer when I come to get my bedroom set.

Mom: For what?

nagia: The Ambien.

Mom: Thanks now they won't fill it since its after 10/1/2011. Nice going. I helped u out with that and u stuck it to me. I don't want u to fix computer just return what u took. U are not allowed back in here all of ur stuff will be delivered.

nagia: I fail to see how or why you would MAIL my furniture or pay for it to be moved when I can move it at no expense to you. Be logical.

Mom: I didn't say mail. I said delivered by the pick up. When are we gonna talk?

nagia: When I come get my furniture.

Mom: Ur not coming back in here until we talk. I'm on the lease u are not.

nagia: Whatever. Stop contacting me.

Mom: I am your mother Katie and i don't deserve this. U are behaving like the most ungrateful daughter ever born. Damn near soulless.

nagia: I haven't heard that from a busload of nuns before.

Mom: I'm loading up ur stuff now and taking it to ur dad's driveway.

nagia: Bullshit. What's his address?

Mom: He still lives in quail hollow. Do my best not to scratch it.

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I could potentially get her arrested, or at least try to. She's claimed there's a warrant out for her arrest. (Of course, then she claimed she lied.)

Comments

[cheloya]

I... cannot even begin to formulate coherent sentences about this beyond "I love you," "I'm sorry," and "oh my god."

[nagia]

Turns out she was only saying that about the furniture to provoke me. And it's not like I was particularly nice or saintly in this conversation.

However. She is still crazy.

[lassarina]

....Good Lord. *speechless* I do not even have words. I am so sorry.

[nagia]

I fully own that I'm being an ass here, too, but. The crazy. It is strong with this one.

(Thankfully, the furniture thing was just said to piss me off, and by god it worked.)