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YOUR CHILDREN DESERVE LEXCORP JETPACKS ([personal profile] nagia) wrote2012-09-06 09:44 pm

NOTE TO SELF oh god oh god EW

 Never throw the last of your strawberries, the last of your chocolate ice cream, a scary amount of Bailey’s and a good splash of Almond milk into your blender again.
 
This milkshake is ulpy. And the mixture of chocolate and strawberry is surprisingly un-delicious oh god help.
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[personal profile] novel_machinist 2012-09-07 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
ADD BOURBON UNTIL IT TASTES BETTER
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[personal profile] novel_machinist 2012-09-07 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
FIND SCOTCH OR BOURBON ADD IT UNTIL YOU HAVE GASOLINE OR SOMETHING. RUM DOES IN A PINCH
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[personal profile] novel_machinist 2012-09-07 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TALKING TO? RUM SHOULD HAVE ITS OWN LINE LIKE WATER, I SAY!!

IF THERE IS NOT A WINE AND A RUM OPTION THEN WHAT DO YOU DRINK?!
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[personal profile] novel_machinist 2012-09-08 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU KNOW WHAT IS REALLY GOOD? WOODCHUCK AND GUINNESS.

I ALSO NEED RUM TO MAKE BUTTERBEER WITH. IT IS CALORIE LADEN AND HORRIBLE FOR ME AND OH SO DELICIOUS.

SHIVA COCKTAIL YOU SAY? PART OF ME WANTS TO MAKE A GAMERS WHO DRINK BLOG AND POST ALL OF OUR HORRIBLE MIXES
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[personal profile] novel_machinist 2012-09-08 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I KINDA HAVE THIS ALREADY IF YOU WANTED TO TAKE ANY OF THESE OR PLAY WITH THIS AT ALL.

BUTTERBEER IS SIMPLE, YOU GET HEAVY WHIPPING CREME AND SOME BUTTERNUT EXTRACT ALONG WITH VANILLA EXTRACT, DRIP IT IN AND WHIP THE CREME TO TASTE

GET YOURSELF A DOLLOP OF THAT AND PUT IT IN THE BOTTOM OF A BIG OL GLASS

THEN YOU GET YOURSELF SOME CREME SODA, PUT SOME RUM IN THAT SODA

POUR THE STUFF ON TOP OF THE CREME, IT FOAMS AND LOOKS LIKE BEER!!!!!!

AND YES I AM TALKING ABOUT IT. IT'S CALLED A BLACK AND BLUE AND IT'S YUMMY AS FUCK.

THE SHIVA SOUNDS DELICIOUS
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[personal profile] alyssa_bethancourt 2012-09-07 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
That first sentence could be the beginning of a horror story.

*shudder*